Upon departing Union this morning, I was met with a cold, wet lakefront snow pelting my face – which forced me to walk with my head down, allowing me to observe things that I would usually rather not see at all – but especially early morning, pre-breakfast.
Nothing says “Good Morning, Hope you're Hungry!” like a large, yellow, slimy goober spat onto the sidewalk!
For the love of God – what is wrong with people?
Should I be surprised? Absolutely not – it goes along with the total “Me” mentality of today’s society.
“I have something unpleasant in my mouth -
so I will spit it out for all to see –
but at least it won’t be bothering me!!”
Not!
Snot.
5 comments:
Oh Susie,Susie,Susie....
I'm guessing I'm not the only guy who took this whole little quote....."differently."
Really, really reminds me of college.
Dilf –
I am shocked you went BLEW, I mean BLUE when you read my title…I would have never expected that out of you.
Least you forget, I was raised with those four brothers – I know how “your kind” are wired on just about all issues.
tissues
Here's Hedy, walking up Wells towards Jackson yesterday after an office errand. Smiling. It's sunny. A guy walks towards me, looks me in the eye, and launches a loogey FIVE FEET ahead of him. It lands just a little to my left. If I wasn't so incredibly disgusted, I would've congratulated him on the arc.
Hey Hedy - I have had that happen to me several times over the years - I usually say "That was real nice!" in my most sarcastic voice as I walk past the charmer.
farmer
A side note to sixsixsixx - as I wrote in a comment on a earlier blog - I will NOT accept your comments under that name.
not game
Could he go by 2into1332?
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