Of the five possibilities, she has been chatting with one named Derek and although she won't admit to it, I KNOW that the interest is mutual.
Now bear in mind that the not-so-nice ex's name is Eric.
This was our late night conversation:
Me: Did Derek call you?
Her: Why?
Me: Didn't you say he was going to call?
Her: You said you didn't want me talking to him!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Yes you did!
Me: Why would I say I didn't want you talking to Derek?
Her: Oh, Derek....I thought you said Eric!
Isn't there a Joe or a John or a Michael she could date?
Does the new interest's name have to sound exactly like the ex?
i'm under a hex
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Derek is very much the Ken in barbie land and ERic is very much someone that seems like a big sally with low esteem so that he can prey his attempts of manipulation and control on young ladies minds..
Maybe the same name will help ease the change---and since her ex will be on the brain, if she slips it's easy to cover--
don't tell Derek the X's name is Eric!
Derek = delicious
Eric = queeric
At least he doesn't have a sissy name....Like...say.....STACEY
Moe....I went to school with a girl named Stacy Schmitt.
parent's lit?
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